therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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