Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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