just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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