We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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