I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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