i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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