when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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