Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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