Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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