She announced her abortion via fbk
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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