i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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