whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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