I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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