He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
its liver damage thursday
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