Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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