based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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