I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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