my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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