I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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