Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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