Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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