The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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