He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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