After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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