everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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