Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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