As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.