Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Randomize