They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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