used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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