I think my fart just growled at me.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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