marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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