where am i from again
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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