My Higher Power is John Stamos
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i need some magic done to my vagina
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
