Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
should my penis look like a turkey
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize