yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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