i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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