So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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