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Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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