so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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