Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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