turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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