So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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