3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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