i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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