operation have a gay friend backfired
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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