is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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