question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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