i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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