I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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