we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
