Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
How external is "for external use only"?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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