I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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